Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize