Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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