So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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