why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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