the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Randomize
