ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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