I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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