And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
be right there i have to get my cape
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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