Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My vagina just recognized that song.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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