She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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