MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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