Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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