So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
