is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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