About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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