You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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