Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"