Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.