Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

(708): View more from Illinois

read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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(970): View more from Colorado

she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener

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(269): View more from Michigan

Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.

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(817): View more from Texas

Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with

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(317): View more from Indiana

Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina

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