Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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