I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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