Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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