Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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