I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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