Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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