you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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