JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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