Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
