I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
so much tequila, so little girl.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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