You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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