Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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