We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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