Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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