just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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