i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we're making bets on your personal life
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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