i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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