There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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