If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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