If i come over, it means nothing
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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