Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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