Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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