I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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