no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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