Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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