its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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