I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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