no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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