Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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