When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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