So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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