im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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