sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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