just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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