my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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