PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Randomize