dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It was a blind-side dick pic.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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