At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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