And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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